How to Tell
 
    The easiest way to tell if you are a hoe is to look at the definition of a hoe.  But there are other ways to tell.  If you begin to like music that talks about hoes in a derogatory manner you might be a hoe.  But if you are a badass and listen to this music it is cool.  You will suddenly start to wear clothes that you really don't look good in.  You will not like to take showers anymore and wear large quantities of perfume.  You will dye your hair that shitty blonde color that we have all seen.  You can refer to the "How to Prevent it" section of the site to keep this from happening to you.