Mailbag

Why did you guys start this site?    Steve, MD
This great site was started because we felt that you the people need to have  some leadership in the ongoing fight against the hoes. Think of this as a symbol to all
non-hoes to contine the fight.

Why do you hate hoes do much?    Elyse, KS
What kind of dumb question is that you bitch? Only a hoe would ask something like that.
Next question.

I'm starting to loose my teeth and listen to the music on your "typical music" list. What does this mean?  K.C., KS
Hate to break this to you, but this means your becoming a hoe. Now, don't panic, just try to stay away from all the typical hoe behavior and don't eat or drink anything for the next three weeks.

I think my best friend is becoming a hoe but I don't know how to stop it, help! Jose, CA
Take it easy, try dropping a few hints, or use some of the sayings on our "what to say" section. Hopefully he/she will get the hint. If this doesn't work, shun them completely to avoid any of the side effects of their progression to the hoe side.